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Fees Question II

    A butcher enters, hurriedly, into a lawyer's office and asks:
    - A dog, that the owner of it let loose on the street, came into my butcher shop and stole a piece of meat. Am I entitled to claim payment from the owner of the dog?
    - Of course, yes! - Replies the lawyer.
    - So you owe me 15 dollars. Your dog was loose and stole a steak in my butcher shop.
    Immediately, the lawyer writes a check worth 15 dollars and gives it to the butcher. The next day the butcher receives a lawyer's invoice charging 500 dollars for the consult.

Fees Question I

    A man walks into a law firm and inquires about the fees for consulting.
    - A thousand dollars for two questions - answers the lawyer.
    The man is very surprised.
    - But is not it a bit expensive?
    - Perhaps, - answered the lawyer. - What's the second question?

Loopholes in the law

    That lawyer, who never believed in anything beyond what he could see with his own eyes, on his deathbed asks someone to bring him a Bible and begin to read it, carefully. All are surprised by the sudden conversion of the man. They ask him to explain that, and he answers:
    - I am looking for loopholes in the law.

Law Transgression

    The law professor asks the student who is performing an oral test:
    - Tell me, what is a scam?
    - It's what you're doing! - Says the student.
    Very surprised, the teacher says:
    - Explain yourself better.
    And the student says:
    - According to the Penal Code "commits fraud who takes advantage of the other's ignorance to hurt him."