Unbelievable Thing!

    Two dogs were walking down the street and one said to the other, in a sad voice:
    - Life here in this neighborhood is not easy! It is rare to find anything to eat in the garbage cans.
    A cat, coming past them, heard to the dog and said,
    "I'm sorry to intrude in the conversation, but I believe I can help you. What you must do is to accompany some passerby, showing themselves to be friendly and interested in him. This way you will have a good chance of being adopted by someone. If you choose to accompany a child, your chances will be even greater!
    The dogs looked at each other in amazement, and spoke at the same time:
    - Wow! A talking cat!

Valuable Object

    A certain collector of valuable old objects was walking down a street and, standing in front of a pet store, he watched a cat taking milk in an old vase. The collector recognized that this vase was indeed a valuable antiquity, and went to speak to the shop owner, asking how much it cost the cat. The store owner spoke the price and the collector readily agreed to buy the animal. And said:
    "If you do not mind, I'll give you twice the money and I'll bring the vase, too!"
    The owner of the store said:
    - In no way! This vase is giving me damned luck! Only this week I've sold twenty cats, and everyone who bought them wanted to take it!