Unbelievable Thing!

    Two dogs were walking down the street and one said to the other, in a sad voice:
    - Life here in this neighborhood is not easy! It is rare to find anything to eat in the garbage cans.
    A cat, coming past them, heard to the dog and said,
    "I'm sorry to intrude in the conversation, but I believe I can help you. What you must do is to accompany some passerby, showing themselves to be friendly and interested in him. This way you will have a good chance of being adopted by someone. If you choose to accompany a child, your chances will be even greater!
    The dogs looked at each other in amazement, and spoke at the same time:
    - Wow! A talking cat!

Valuable Object

    A certain collector of valuable old objects was walking down a street and, standing in front of a pet store, he watched a cat taking milk in an old vase. The collector recognized that this vase was indeed a valuable antiquity, and went to speak to the shop owner, asking how much it cost the cat. The store owner spoke the price and the collector readily agreed to buy the animal. And said:
    "If you do not mind, I'll give you twice the money and I'll bring the vase, too!"
    The owner of the store said:
    - In no way! This vase is giving me damned luck! Only this week I've sold twenty cats, and everyone who bought them wanted to take it!

Clean Jokes

Jokes for all the family!

:: Series 001



:: Cats
:: Dogs
:: Lawyers

Fees Question II

    A butcher enters, hurriedly, into a lawyer's office and asks:
    - A dog, that the owner of it let loose on the street, came into my butcher shop and stole a piece of meat. Am I entitled to claim payment from the owner of the dog?
    - Of course, yes! - Replies the lawyer.
    - So you owe me 15 dollars. Your dog was loose and stole a steak in my butcher shop.
    Immediately, the lawyer writes a check worth 15 dollars and gives it to the butcher. The next day the butcher receives a lawyer's invoice charging 500 dollars for the consult.

Fees Question I

    A man walks into a law firm and inquires about the fees for consulting.
    - A thousand dollars for two questions - answers the lawyer.
    The man is very surprised.
    - But is not it a bit expensive?
    - Perhaps, - answered the lawyer. - What's the second question?

Loopholes in the law

    That lawyer, who never believed in anything beyond what he could see with his own eyes, on his deathbed asks someone to bring him a Bible and begin to read it, carefully. All are surprised by the sudden conversion of the man. They ask him to explain that, and he answers:
    - I am looking for loopholes in the law.

Law Transgression

    The law professor asks the student who is performing an oral test:
    - Tell me, what is a scam?
    - It's what you're doing! - Says the student.
    Very surprised, the teacher says:
    - Explain yourself better.
    And the student says:
    - According to the Penal Code "commits fraud who takes advantage of the other's ignorance to hurt him."